GET ON YOUR FUCKING FEET AND SALUTE THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF, YOU TOOTHLESS FUCKING HILLBILLIES!

THAT’S RIGHT, YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS! ALL EYES WILL BE ON THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD, MR. 81 MILLION VOTES, THE 46TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN AS HE DELIVERS A RESOUNDING STATE OF THE UNION ADRESS, ALL WHILE DONALD TRUMP SITS AT HOME AND WRITES CHECKS TO HIS RAPE VICTIMS!

AHHH, LIFE IS FUCKINGGOOD!