Did you forget the part about the drinking game?
I have an idea
I thinking it'd be hard to top MadCow saying if he wins all the journos are getting executed
Anybody have that clip handy?
Imagine being that one kept away for the Continuity of Government thing
"How soon will I know if Washington gets nuked?"
"You'll hear the cheering rather quickly
Don't feel bad John
Just think of all those Ukrainian solders who will never drive cars again
How about the emissions of Leopard 2 and Abrams tanks? Yeah, Ivan is taking car of that too
At first I was bummed, because I used up my bacon grease making biscuits
Now I have a reason to make more bacon
Imagine if you will:
A World where a would-be god surrounded by an army of private security gets taken down for the count by monkeypox
How many ranks did each get busted down for missing?
Attention all gangbangers in NYC
Want a free M-4?
National Guard is trapped in the subway confines
Hurry now and get extra magazines and a cleaning kit!
Only while supplies last!