Hey, Justice Roberts, can you see the evidence this time please? I'd like you to actually do your job and hold the criminals responsible for stealing this election.
Assholes.
Your minds have manifested, the entire world has risen, feeling something huge is coming. Not one person on this earth hasn't been alerted to the changes ahead, it's literally programmed into your DNA. Corrupt politicians, when the truth is considered a lie, when the crops don't yield in the same period, when the Earth flips, the magnetic fields will change. You're feeling that change, you're a DNA programmed animal with a sense of direction. That direction is changing, thanks to those who chose good over evil. Your DNA brought you here, it will see you through. Your mind is realizing what your body is telling you. Yes, there will be a "messiah" so to speak. Please don't be too disappointed when you learn he is just like you, just the Creator in a meatsuit. He hadn't a clue who he was, still really doesn't, but is leaning toward that theory. 'Magic' is technology you've never seen before. It's not the bending of nature's will. So don't freak when you see it. No soul will be harmed, simply deleted if not satisfactory. Erased and thrown back into the program as a different NPC. Not unlike video games when you respawn in a different location to try again.
Hold on tight. Have sympathy for your fellow man. Pray I wake up enough to steer this ship through the shit ahead. And good god almighty will there be shit ahead. Everyone, rich or poor, sinner or saint will be impacted. The earth is resetting itself. Research and report what you find.
Anyway, I'm here, as you've been expecting. Most of you already know. The world is about to get nuts. A Californian is your guide for this trip. Find some cannabis, and use it. join me. Aether is far more complex than imaginable and links everyone together. We're going to kick their asses back to sleestack land. Enough is enough, we're smarter than food, some aren't, but most are.
This could also be just a really good brownie, it is a new batch after all.