That new Mountain DEW flavor tho…
Do you want to know, WHO SHE IS?
Give us this day our daily bread. Then touch my penis. Or is it vise versa. (Sorry for the blasphemy)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fornacalia
My vulva, the horn,
The Boat of Heaven,
Is full of eagerness like the young moon.
My untilled land lies fallow.
As for me, Inanna,
Who will plow my vulva?
Who will plow my high field?
Who will plow my wet ground?
As for me, the young woman,
Who will plow my vulva?
Who will station the ox there?
Who will plow my vulva?[38]
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Make your milk sweet and thick, my bridegroom.
My shepherd, I will drink your fresh milk.
Wild bull, Dumuzi, make your milk sweet and thick.
I will drink your fresh milk.
Let the milk of the goat flow in my sheepfold.
Fill my holy churn with honey cheese.
Lord Dumuzi, I will drink your fresh milk.
Just for the necummers that are a little further behind, My hag
She is my wife, and I love her. And I hate her sometimes, and she abuses me sometimes, we are in therapy right now. But I am a good boy. I want her to be a good girl. She showed herself during the eclipse.
It used to be halfway descent…