>Guy claims to be the Red Shirt
Kek. No one claims to be a Red Shirt, Anon.
>Who is this person, anyone know?
He helped create the thing you have in your right hand, Anon.
Kek. Too soon? Should I wait a week?
>The inventor of the penis?
Kek. No, MaturbatorAnon. Get your mind out of the gutter. He helped create the optical mouse.
A shame he doesn't have the Sword of Omens.
Kek. Old meme I made a long, long time ago.