If you lose all of your identification documents, the cops will never know who you really are, no matter how many run-ins you've had with them LMAO.

So it's clear that Shapiro is way more relevant now that he didn't get the nom, right?

The worst part about losing all identifying documents is trying to procure them all over again because you can only procure said documents with each lost document. Like, it's hard to explain in writing, but each lost document can only be verified using another lost document. Oh, not to forget all other weird rules and regulations like needing a permanent address, phone number, and/or credit card. Starting over is legitimately the most difficult thing ever, but also allows for some fun that the government never expected/anticipated/planned for…