Local Man's Stomach Pumped After 'Neigh'-borhood Dare Goes Wrong
He guzzled down so much HORSE SEMEN that he had to have his stomach pumped!!!
This is who will be our next VP???? NO WAY!!!
A man who practices BEATIALITY???
How in the world do you guzzle down HORSE SEMEN???
Was he sucking the horse's penis?????
Article says NOTHING ABOUT A NEIGHBORHOOD DARE!!! That part of the story sounds made up, so why would they put it in the title of the article? Doesn't make sense!!!
What makes more sense is that TIM WALZ IS INTO BEASTIALITY!!!