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Anonymous ID: b34139 Oct. 28, 2024, 7:41 a.m. No.21847742   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7753 >>7836 >>8204 >>8211 >>8263

>>21847618 lb

 

Dear Q:

Jesus Christ was fucking pissed at his apostles most of the time because they were stupid fucks (at the time) that couldn't piece together even the most basic of clues. We are no different and are even more clueless. We are trying, but you really do have to spell it out for us. Sorry. We believe you are speaking the truth. To whom else can we turn? So put up with our shit and help us, and we'll do what you ask.

 

Was just thinking this.

I come down from the mountain with the 10 commandments and find all you fuckers being total ass wipes. I hand you the tools to save your self and find myself 2000 years later doing the same shit over with the same fuckers.

Fuck put the weed down people, its been 2000 years now.

-moses

Anonymous ID: b34139 Oct. 28, 2024, 7:53 a.m. No.21847808   🗄️.is 🔗kun

So be me anons, A poor lonely Communist Dictator looking to take over another country

 

Thinking,

  1. should i do it now while the elections are in fiasco and no president is at the helm?

  2. wait for you fags to elect kamala and then she gives us the go

  3. wait for trump to be elected and we cant overthrow anymore

 

I'm thinking option 1 and 2 atm

help me out anons

-Xi

 

not sure i shitposted this yet

Anonymous ID: b34139 Oct. 28, 2024, 8:04 a.m. No.21847858   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7929

>>21847836

bro, dint we have this talk last time during our lunch at the sea galilee ?

calm your tits anon, all im saying is shit aint changed much since we broke bread at muhameds tent

 

Everyones like OH SAVE ME

im like niggas, heres the commandments, you're saved

Maybe they think it was fake news?

Anonymous ID: b34139 Oct. 28, 2024, 8:39 a.m. No.21848049   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>21847929

>You were gone maybe ten minutes when they started kvetching 'Oh, Moses has left us.' 'Let's melt down these gold earrings the Egyptians carelessly left behind for us to take and make a new god'.

 

Those bastards!

I want to speak to their manager MEOW!!!

Anonymous ID: b34139 Oct. 28, 2024, 9:13 a.m. No.21848251   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>21847949

>is this why i keep seeing all the 1's in news articles

 

Title: Sols 4343-4344: Late slide, late changes | Source: Phys | Link: https://is.gd/Gi2tiN

 

4344 - 4343 = [1]

Anonymous ID: b34139 Oct. 28, 2024, 9:44 a.m. No.21848434   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8443

21848093

I live in Illinois.

Why should I bother to vote?

 

21848126 Consent!

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WE GOT SHILLS VS SHILLS

 

EXPECT THE WIN, BUT PREPARE FOR THE STEAL -ANONSKNOW

ANONS OVER TARGET OR THEY WOULDNT BE SPAMMING THE FUCK OUT THIS BOARD WITH BS