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THIS MOTHER FUCKER IS GOING TO CAUSE SUCH A CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS THAT THE MILITARY IS GOING TO HAVE TO STEP IN AND STRAIGHTEN SHIT OUT
Iodine is easy. get any topical iodine and put a 3"x3" square of it on any part of your skin and let it soak. it should take 12-24 hours to disappear. if shorter, do it again, if longer, i dunno, do nothing i guess.
make sure it's that yellow iodine so it's more visible on your skin. unless youre black. then i don't know if it matters.