I tell ya…it's really cumbersome having an 18-inch salami dangling down your trouser leg all day. The shit just make everything more difficult. Standing at the urinal…gotta dig down through your fly to find the head of the snake then pull it out, aim, and shoot before you spray it all over. And dropping a deuce ain't no easier. Gotta bend that shit like a dryer hose to point it in the right direction without having it floating at the bottom your toilet under a flotilla of turds. And sex? LOL!A dame would have to be able to dislocate her jaw to fit any lower than the head in her mouth.And pussy? If it's lubed enough, I can squeeze a head-and-a-half in most broads then there are some floozies I can drill half-to-three-quarters a shaft into. But in the end, it's all the same. I either fill her box until it overflows or I drench her in hot cum like a Krispy-Kreme passing under the waterfall of glaze.