to embed click show post options! great song
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Me: BIBLICAL? ANGELS EVERY WHERE GET ME PREGANT AND MY DAUGHTER WILL MARY THE ANGEL KING AND WEAVE CIRCLES ROUND EVILLLLL
Him: uh no. Histroric. we call it Historic.
"its a long story I showed someone a map of something they shot me"
"yes I even saw two cubes in his pocket I think he had dice but he's afraid to show them to anyone"
yeah but they aint working for Google ie need for pajeets
"it's illegal for you to ask me that!"
Yeah well I'm not suppose to get grease on this hat.
Q's the "idea of a ghost" I'm Tim and Baker is the um lead tour guy all you rest of you are the rest of the tour guys and Nova is my mom at the end
fukn ay sexy
"not tryna be funny not trying to get a laugh, don't want any one to have the worst day at their jobโฆ but do any of these fucker ever blast out of the walls and have a huge cum shot?"
YOU CAN"T CHANGE THE RULES JUST BECAUSE YOU DON"T LIKE HOW I DO IT
like the bit where he stabs his hope?
M: 666 I AM THE DEVIL POPE WHAT SHOULD I BAPTISE MY HAIR IN ON THE DAY OF MY DAUGHTERS ANGEL INITIANTION THE MONEY IS MARKED IT IS ETENRAL WEALTH TAKE THE MARK
Him: HISTORIC B, not "biblical" HISTORIC
Michael: yeah well the bibles histroy so its stillโฆ
Ditara: Mom should I wear my hair in princess braids what does the Angle King like
Me: Anything dearest let me brush your hair
Q: (to himself) fucking fishey smell ass bitch eat her out like dracula on a sunday ass bitch.
QR: wait so is she pshycho or right?
Q: both?
Michael: Both.
Ditara: BOTH!
Me: idk I'm just out here having fun! 999 I am a glowie 777 I am a MOSSAD 222 i am a girl 111 i am god lol
in this one I'm Tim Robinson and Q's the hot girl
Michael's in it too he's black
"I just really want to be here I love you"
this is me taking over CIA or whatever lol
"I'm gonna rip the fucking head off!"
that's the new prank
I don't even wanna be around anymore
you're saying you don't want to live because you're wearing the suit?
BYEEEEEEEEEE BYEB YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
protip there move is waitng for yours
Michael if you have something to say yes she is so pretty and yes she is super weak
then whats the show?
"If I were a farmer and Eddie Munster came in and started kicking my corn you can understand how I might be upset"
"THE TABLES ARE MY CORN"
"I thought he was gonna kill me"
"they're so DIRTY"
"you don't know how to treat the customer you don't know how to treat the talent"
you got it!
Evil walks behind you
Evil sleeps beside you
CIA: is she an agent or not she's not following instructions
Me: that's a secret I'll never tell
CIA: you have clearly stated that you are agent! now do your job
Me: if I'm an agent its off the booksโฆ andโฆ. I out rank you now vitas domino's buy me a pizza and do YOUR job (its none your buisness what my angel bux rate is but I can say there's a glass ceiling the boy anges are paid more.)
Q: I still love you if you are a CIA
Me: I yeah sure I am babe you need any more gogo gadget scrys from the vault how about a wire tap on some pedofile rings I do it all (for you)
Q: this is a tin can with a barbie doll Ken that has been altered to look like the devil. What is the point of this?
Me: I told you its the Dems right now? slice up "King" charlie or I do it my self after I visit Mr Pope and get a look at old contracts (please don't blow my cover)
i LOVE THAT ONE