Anon Productions Presents

The Horror of the

San AntonioDEATH CANALS

A horrible lower dimensional entity infiltrates the canal of San Antonio, it feeds exclusively on bitches snatching them off the sidewalks and leaving a little plastic token where they stood.

The Sheriff Pete is under heavy pressure to keep the deaths secret because of the canal's role as a major tourist attraction. But cub reporter Suzy Shillhard has found one of the tokens and read the strange message printed there: We're eating you pedovores. God wins."

Suzy who three part series on the Alamo about hos Dan't Boone may have been a queer, and Santa Anna loved chickens. This made he a royal pain for the Sheriff, asking him what pedovores are until he lost his temper and said, "They're satanic ritual practitioners who rape and kill children, but taste surprisingly good, according to the Leviathan who lives in our canals."