I like the cut of your jib fren
You know someone somewhere is thinking how to perfect this to sell it as the new way to enlarge breasts no surgery required.
It will be an off label use for vaccines like Botox is used off label for wrinkles, headaches and sweat reduction.
Whomever does this should film each step of the experiment.
Including the vacuuming.
Whatever it is called, film it all a-Z, then poast on out board