oi, you're nicked!
I bet you have a plastic kitchen knife and no TV license!
he's still dead
you're going into the nick guvnor for posting them froggie memes!
Catholic priest joke
A priest kept chickens at his village. One evening, one of them went missing. At the church mass prayer gathering the priest asked:
-Who has a cock?
All the men got up
-No, I mean who has seen a cock?
All the men and women got up
-No, no, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?
All the women got up
-Oh, for heavens sake, who has seen my cock
All the nuns got up
The boys choir, also, slowly got up
so you don't like white pussy?