>>22540329 (me)
The Tale of Two Butthurts
First came VD, the ocular herpes obsessed with the Vatican. His postings were interesting at first, and that encouraged him to start a dedicated Vatican bread. But Lo, anons came not by to vieweth the musings. 'Twas bread numbered seventh of the set when the VD doth began to posteth the same content within the bread of General Research. Verily, bread upon consecutive bread the postings were the same and after trying to swap the images to repeat the posts, yet 'twas not to be. Again and again the postings were placed in quantity to no avail as the anons simply moved onwards. The quantities became so vast the Board Owner doth made the warning to slacken the volume or face deletion of the dedicated bread. VD choseth not to be deterred, and thus it came to pass the seventh became the last of the Vatican breads. Butthurt consumeths VD, forsooth, the repetition is indeed ponderous. Like a Classical Tragedy VD carries on, even a new bit is brought forth at times, but to no avail as the BVs swingeth by upon occasion and consign the voluminous postings to the Bit Bucket.
Second came Qp, also entitling himself "BidenisaPedo" but one in the same. This Tortured Spirit with the aroma akin to "operator" festooning his cloak doth attempted to bring anons to a bread he had made upon /hover/. With counterfeit posts from Q to claimeth that the Team had returned to the Kun and would hold Counsel at the /hover/, the wretched thing found no greetings awaiting him within the bread. Even the crowing of triumph over having brought down the portcullis of Proto merely echoed in the emptiness of a bread with neither mirth nor meme as anons came not. Like the juice of a ghost pepper applied to hemorrhoids did the butthurt ignite and thus new volumes are spewed forth to smear shite upon the breads. The cries and lamentations echo in his forlorn chambers as the deletes catch up and like VD, he is tossed to the void.