Only a matter of time before anons are targeted. Besides, they know we are defenseless researchers who deal in open-source information, reasoned argument, and dank memes. We do battle in the sphere of ideas and ideas only. We neither need nor condone the use of force in our work here.
That’s the current going rate to have the shit scared out of you and see your life pass before your eyes. I believe there is an extra 5k if you shit your pants, 2k if you piss them. Vomiting and wailing is not considered compensation related. A bonus is given if you exit the emergency door with a cocktail still in your hands.
You haven’t even made it onto the field. Most of us have completed those side quests as well as being thrown out of the local bars.
Hang in there trooper, you are with a band of merry anons, we all are tumbling through the battlefield.
I am a compassionate guy. I will give you a second chance at a “performance” evaluation.