GM my lil frenly frens
Did joo miss me?
GBY
Been tossing and turning in bed for close to 3 hours and just decided to warm up the place and start shitposting on my phone. I feel a serious morning beer shits blowout working it's way to my colon, and if I were a gambling man I'd wager ill need a toilet in immediate vicinity within 10-15
If it were up to Elon there would be a billion more over here shitting in the streets and raping white Wimmenz
Trust the plan
Nothing can stop moar street shitting poo invaders from moving to North America and stealing American jobs?
Finishing mine from last night on a clip
Q is such a tight ass I figure they could use it moar than anyone
I just tried to force a fart and almost shit myself. It was literally an enemy at the gates scenario. Guud thing because I was just about to leave the house. Thank fucking God
I prefer natural rose petal essential extract diluted in water. It's light. Refreshing. Smells damn nice too. SP always leaves the toilet smelling like a rose. Some say the finest smelling ass of all time.