>be trump

>put 25% tarriffs on whole world

>world gets angry

>laugh and tweet about it

>economy goes up anyway

>countries start panicking

>double down, tariffs at 50%

>"we have the best tariffs, folks"

>world_leaders_sweating.jpg

>entire globe forced to negotiate separately

>win every deal

>"this was my plan all along"

>world becomes 51st state

>rename it to Trumpistan

>winning intensifies

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