Ahs a congressman
(I am I am)
And I'm full of congressional booze
An if you dont like my congress song
I'll throw up on your shoes.
(C) Pedovore publishing ASCAP
Dragula is no a joke. Get bit by a fagpire and your colon belongs to the cult.
What could be gayer than Tang?
They rape children. They think nothing of sacrifising sheeps.
Probationary trainee shills turm in your laminated ID card by 8 pm or a 12 foot tall donkey-headed under archon will defile thy blaspheming throat.
What happens in a pedovore's brain cell when a 10 year old hits him up on Insta.
The Tijuana river hasnt been a river since the 19'th century. It is straight raw sewage and why you get a condo cheap in Rosarita.
Surfers brave enough to surf off of Imperial beach get mystery sores and debilitating unnameable diseases. All untreated shit from the vast slums of TJ.
The so-called "mystic breaks" are caused by a reef that lies, IDK, may be 5 - 10 mi off the mouth of the TJ river.
Surfers tell weird stories about the mystic breaks. The big wave surfers all know about the place but its a hassle to get there – wind and tide have to be just right. And the water stinks like punctured anus at the Diddler's Freak off.