We only got ceasefires. Well, there's ceasefire with NATO and EU; honorary EU and de facto NATO and ceasefire; truce with ceasefire easy over; ceasefire with continental breakfast and de facto NATO membership; or bacon sausage and spam with ceasefire; ceasefire with security bacon sausage and ceasefire; ceasefire egg another ceasefire bacon sandwich and ceasefire with EU membership; a ceasefire specialty sandwich with sausage bacon and tomato and ceasefire prior to a violation of MINSK III, a new Maidan coup with a ceasefire with undoecified security forces(possibly NATO).
Vikings: (starting to chant) Ceasefire, ceasefire, ceasefire, ceasefire…
Waitress: …ceasefire, ceasefire, no NATO, EU egg and spam; ceasefire with spam, possible NATO in 10 years, baked beans, violation of a ceasefire, ceasefire, a very small mostly peaceful war and a ceasefire with security forces and air cover.
Vikings: (singing) Ceasefire! Lovely Ceasefire! Lovely Ceasefire!
Waitress: …or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top, a small coup, break of ceasefire then a ceasefire. Maybe security forces.
Wife: Have you got anything without ceasefire?
Waitress: Well, there's ceasefire egg sausage, some firing and ceasefire. that's not got much ceasefire in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY ceasefire!
Man: Why can't she have egg some firing, ceasefire and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got ceasefire in it!