HI BRITTNEY!
Say what, Britney?
I tmust be hard being such a megafaggot.
Poor little Britney.
Calm down, Britney.
Poor Britney.
Gee I can't imagine why Britney would be her-assed. Because FAGGOT.
Calm your tits, Britney.
Britney isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.