TYB
Well bugger me, AUS is the new Ukraine…
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@OZzSue5
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Australia's prime minister
@AlboMP
has just amended the Conscription Act dated 21 February 2025 to include Australians up to 60 years of age to go off and fight in his globalist war. Remember this when you vote…
https://x.com/OZzSue5/status/1902795553030988006
Come to my place, I'll take you to see some crocodiles.
They're friendly giants, love swimming with
muh visiting frens.
What do you say?
OK, I'll take muh conscription occifer instead.
One of muh favorite games.
Conscription occifer, you come my place,
I make you lunch, literally.
You homos got nothin but ass on your minds all day long.
That's a baby alligator, you can tell by the short snout and the fact it didn't actually bite.
Saly water crocs don't let go.
They grab you and do a roll, firstly either ripping a limb off,
or drowning you, then ripping limbs off.
Even a small one like yours will kill you withing a minute.
The big ones will just take you under in one go,
and that will be the last you'll be seen, less than a second.
We always say, it's the one you didn't see that got ya.
handy to have a dog with you, they usually get taken first, saving your life.
It's a beautiful day, sun is shining, birds are singing.
Think I'll go out and do some IRL.
later fags, stay comfy.