She might be old and fat, but you still love her because she still laughs at your jokes.
Baphomet worship.
Sad and pathetic.
You are the one married to an old fat woman, not me.
I'm sure she still finds you sexy.
kek
Real men make their own sandwiches.
But I know some women who won't let their husbands in the kitchen because they make a big mess and don't know how to clean up after themselves.
Looks like a giant 2 year old was there with crumbs and mustard all over the counter.
So people don't understand that this is a spoof?
Nah. Sandwiches are personal. Everyone has their own method and preferences. Sandwiches are best made by the person who is going to consume them. I've been making my own sandwiches since I was in grade school.
And I know how to clean up after myself too because I'm not a slob.
homo