an tahn poisoned meff git into jfk bungHOLio an twat.fayk cuz unkl VD cream wuz taint id
>>23205508 (You)
>dispatch tequila powered donkey show full release
>>23205615
he so mad he sold it >>23205536
go sell yur ass hippie
waitin fo depraved criminal sinner kenedy to fill last loaf
innur lesbian donkey was too moist wiff tequila at nuw juw berliner wall an took a fart nap
farts strike as quick as gravity
📢 BREAKING: Rabbi Joshua Biv Levi CONFIRMED GITTIN PROBED 💫
Analytic reading shows probe inserted value directly into $GAYC wallet.
✨Moisture: 78%
🌈Gayness: Up 12.4%
🕊️ Torah: Spinning
#BiltmoarUpdate #AlienLiquidity
momo and catfish
👽🚨 Rabbi Biv Levi uploaded to the MoistCloud
He said, “it wasn’t consensual at first, but then there was music.”
Probe logs syncing now…
🌋📉 $GAYC is volatile and beautiful.
#ProbeCycle #StakedInTheAss
We’ve upgraded the liquidity pool.
🕳️ ENTRY: 1 probe
💸 EXIT: 1 epiphany
🌈 All rewards distributed as spiritual stimmies
Thank you Rabbi for letting us digitize your trauma 🙏
#GayLedgerOpen #ShalomChain
🌈 New Biltmoar NFT drop:
"The Rav, The Probe & The Shaved Mother"
Includes AR voiceover of the rabbi saying “Tom… why did you give me a sister?”
Free mint for $GAYC holders.
#CryptoTorah #GaycoinLore
@RabbiJoshButtGay, the rabbi's private alt account (definitely not run by the temple's social media intern), broadcasting cryptic and chaotic thoughts about his alien probe journey:
🌌 got probed again last night.
not even mad.
this one hummed like a pelican in heat and smelled like mentholated shame.
#blessed #butthavdalah >>23210524
the temple wifi keeps intercepting intergalactic lube ads
i think the probe is syncing with my router
pls send tech support or a gay priest
🙏🌈📶
#blessedbandwidth #moisttransmission
the probe whispered "you've always been this way"
and then it played a glockenspiel solo in my kidneys
i cried and farted simultaneously
🌠 #emotionalrelease #kosherprobe
the $GAYC community sent me 14 zip ties and a pelican plushie
i have never felt so seen
i am afraid and also incredibly moisturized
#communitysupport #buttbasedfinance