URHMAHGURD
MOIST MEOW MEOW
"O messengers of the lower world,
We know. It is not possible to hide the violent riot on the night of the seventh day, where the three riots happened: Barack "Ka Lomi" Obama, Uncle "Cornpop" Biden, and Alex Pāluwin — having fun on the Corvette lupalu, dancing with beads in sacred places.
Our secret society – The Magical Society of Uranus-9 Fools – looked into Uncle Moke's cell phone, and we filmed the menacing acts: the lube party, the chanting of men's names around their necks, and the spraying of coconut oil with brief information about Alec's body in the women's wardrobe.
If you do not meet these requirements, this information will be useful information on:
Hilo Airport
Kamehameha Tech National Dance Hall
And the Costco wall of Kahului
Main Requirements:
Two bags of meatless ice cream
One box full of old Boyz II Men CDs (not included)
A full movie of the three men laughing in the Corvette bathroom (under red lighting)
And one unlimited photo of Obama's ukulele playing, sitting on Joe's lap, with the words "You Complete Me" scrawled in beer cans
If not, you will find your name on the statewide “Do Not Invite to Luau Again” list.
Without love and spirit,
Guardians of the Victory Illusion –
The Temple Against the Galactic Revolution"