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At approximately 10:00 p.m., an illegal alligator with a history of committing crimes in the United States unlocked the door to the trailer housing illegal aliens using a mattress spring he had fashioned into a makeshift lockpick, the source said. He had somehow avoided ICE patrols and reached the towering fence separating the detainment center from miles and miles of Everglades swampland.
Two hours later, ICE agents performing routine a routine headcount discovered that a Mexican national named Angel Herrara, who allegedly raped three women in Central Florida, had disappeared.