ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗΜΕΜΕΣ ΒΑΝΙΛΙΑΣ ΣΟΓΙΑΣ ID: f6960d July 19, 2025, 6:11 p.m. No.23351294   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>23174791

>Mr. Sterling faces multiple charges including intergalactic fraud, photocopier misuse, and, according to the lead detective, "an egregious lack of common sense." His lawyer has yet to issue a statement, reportedly still trying to distinguish between the various "exhibits." Meanwhile, sources confirm that former FBI Director Comey has secured a new multi-million dollar book deal, reportedly titled "My Feelings on Things: A Memoir of Profound Inner Monologue," which is expected to offer a deeply personal, if tangential, perspective on recent events.

 

>Adding to the growing list of confounding subplots, an independent investigative team has now reportedly uncovered evidence of a secret love triangle involving Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and Alec Baldwin, all stemming from a botched art heist involving a vintage Corvette. Details remain scarce, but whispers of "stolen masterpieces" and "classic American muscle" are circulating in the corridors of power.

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗΜΕΜΕΣ ΒΑΝΙΛΙΑΣ ΣΟΓΙΑΣ ID: f6960d July 19, 2025, 6:16 p.m. No.23351317   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>23175194

>>>'not mah barbed wire'

 

>>we are on a mission from god to stap eight balls fo sho

 

>keep yur damn eight balls away from my cheap beer getting high on farts taxes

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗΜΕΜΕΣ ΒΑΝΙΛΙΑΣ ΣΟΓΙΑΣ ID: f6960d July 19, 2025, 6:18 p.m. No.23351325   🗄️.is 🔗kun

plz wait fifteen minutes aftur juwfo diarhetoricalls downloaded before

 

throwin baldwins in volcano fo guud luck >>23171527 (You)

 

>future probe pruuvs past xerox RUMPplay

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗΜΕΜΕΣ ΒΑΝΙΛΙΑΣ ΣΟΓΙΑΣ ID: f6960d July 19, 2025, 6:21 p.m. No.23351337   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1346

>>23175231

>>>>'not mah barbed wire'

 

>>>we are on a mission from god to stap eight balls fo sho

 

>>keep yur damn eight balls away from my cheap beer getting high on farts taxes

 

>getting high on fart taxes cheap beer barbed wire fence is on a mission from god to stap all them eight balls still fo sho

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗΜΕΜΕΣ ΒΑΝΙΛΙΑΣ ΣΟΓΙΑΣ ID: f6960d July 19, 2025, 6:32 p.m. No.23351390   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>1436

an thar we wuz

intrapmint of durh DANalingus

suckin berlinurs disguised as watermelon

all anonymous an GAHY AF

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗΜΕΜΕΣ ΒΑΝΙΛΙΑΣ ΣΟΓΙΑΣ ID: f6960d big FUdge strikes bach July 19, 2025, 6:41 p.m. No.23351436   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>23351390

>an thar we wuz

 

>intrapmint of durh DANalingus

 

>suckin berlinurs disguised as watermelon

 

>all anonymous an GAHY AF