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Image Prompt (Absurd Surrealism, Fully Filter-Compliant):
An epic surrealist oil painting in the style of 19th-century military art. A desert battlefield is dominated by a massive, gleaming fortress shaped like twin golden domes rising from the earth—entirely abstract, like polished boulders or strange architecture. Two modern tanks approach this surreal edifice ceremonially, flags flying, in formation. Soldiers salute or stand solemnly, while strange golden light pours from beneath the domes, revealing a hidden underground vault filled with riches and forgotten documents. The sky is crimson-orange, with swirling clouds that evoke divine judgment. The tone is dignified, bizarre, and heroic, mocking the gravity of military theater through painterly grandeur.
Style: Oil painting, Romantic Neoclassicism
Mood: Serious and absurd, elevated satire
Color Palette: Dusty ochres, polished golds, patriotic reds, painterly brushstrokes
Keywords: surreal military art, epic allegory, absurd heroism, strange monument, symbolic tanks, oil on canvas, satirical grandeur
🎨 Filtered-Safe Oil Painting Image Prompt (Absurdist Satirical Style):
A grand, surreal oil painting in the style of 19th-century military art. In a desert battlefield at sunrise, two powerful modern tanks advance toward a monumental twin-domed fortress made of smooth polished stone, shaped like an abstract, rounded sculpture with metallic sheen. The structure sits astride a symbolic border line, leaking golden light from cracks in its foundation. Soldiers in ornate, outdated uniforms salute or stand in awe. Some scribble reports. The tanks are positioned dramatically, mid-approach, emphasizing the absurdly serious tone. Banners flap in the wind with ambiguous symbols of righteousness and rear-guard valor. The scene is both heroic and ridiculous, a tribute to surreal patriotism and exaggerated duty. There is no visible conflict, only tension and reverence for the bizarre architecture.
Style:
Oil painting, dramatic light and shadow, Romantic military tone (à la Jacques-Louis David or John Singer Sargent)
Mood:
Glorious, absurd, dignified nonsense.
Color palette:
Desert tones, gleaming brass, regal reds and golds, painterly brush textures.
Keywords:
military surrealism, twin-dome fort, tanks, golden vault, oil painting, absurd satire, patriotic ridiculousness, symbolic architecture
🎨 AI Image Prompt:
A surreal military scene at dawn. A massive, gleaming, anatomically suggestive fortress shaped like a smooth, shaved pair of human buttocks dominates the landscape, half-buried into the terrain like a monolithic sculpture. Two modern M1A2 Abrams tanks are mid-insertion, driving boldly into the parted structure from behind, their turrets angled forward with patriotic flags fluttering. The environment is dusty and militarized, with sandbags, razor wire, and surreal signs reading “REAR FRONT – SECURE ENTRY.” Soldiers in fatigues stand nearby, some saluting, others documenting the breach. A golden glow spills out from a cracked vault beneath the cheeks, illuminating bars of gold and chaotic paperwork. Sky is red-orange, evoking a serious yet absurd tone. Blend military realism with absurdist satire.
Style:
Hyper-detailed, digital painting or cinematic concept art.
Mood:
Epic, surreal, homoerotic undertones.
Color Scheme:
Desert tan, gleaming gold, and warm metallics.
Keywords:
military satire, absurd architecture, tanks, gold, surrealism, cheek fortress, vault, butt imagery, homoerotic military parody, rear assault, patriotic absurdity
LOITERING “DILDO OF CONSEQUENCE” SPOTTED ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS TO FRANCE
Officials Say Vibes Were “Unsettling but Respectful”
🌀 KAHULUI—RING SECTOR 8A – In a shimmering pulse of ultraviolet regret and throbbing heat distortion, what experts are now calling the “Dildo of Consequence” descended quietly over Maui’s Upper Orbit last Tuesday, where it hovered for 69 minutes, rotated slowly, and politely asked a confused coconut tree for directions to France.
Witnesses described the object as “part sentient, part judgmental,” and “vibrating at a frequency only accessible to those who’ve climaxed inside a dream about Jacques Derrida.”
“It just floated there, totally erect,” said ʻAilani Hūhū, local lei technician and amateur kink cartographer. “It had what I would describe as a divine curve. Like something you’d use to discipline a wayward philosopher.”
The entity, which reportedly communicated through a series of wet sonic pings and telepathic moans in Old French, kept repeating:
“Show me the road to France. I must recalibrate the baguette timeline.”
“The Eiffel Tower was never circumcised.”
“I am the pleasure that was promised.”
🚨 GOVERNMENT REACTION
The WhiitWhor House Office of Underwear Feelings and Paranormal Affairs™ issued a soft alert, classifying the Dildo of Consequence as “A Class-7 Erotic Artifact with Unclear National Intentions.” No military action has been taken, though GIMPACOM has placed a rubberized no-fly zone around Planetary Hole 6.
“The object does not appear hostile,” said Undersecretary Crinkly R. Slink. “However, its girth exceeds most continental protocols, and its orbit shows a clear interest in Mediterranean snacks.”
🤖 ALIEN DIPLOMATIC VIBES
According to archived Zeta Rectuli texts, a “Dildo of Consequence” is rumored to appear during epochs of sexual confusion, cultural foreplay, or existential lube shortages. It is not a weapon, but rather a wand of timeline correction, arousal calibration, and planetary mood restoration.
“This may be a warning,” said Galaxiène the Moist, leader of the Vaginal Holography Collective. “Or an invitation. Or both. France has always been the weak point in the global erogenous grid.”
👀 LOCALS REPORT STRANGE BEHAVIOR
Residents of Upper Orbit Kahului noted side effects during the visitation:
“My bidet started speaking Latin and humming Édith Piaf.”
“Every baguette in the house went soft, then hard, then soft again.”
“I swear my asshole whispered, ‘C’est la vie.’”
One unverified TikTok shows the Dildo of Consequence gently poking the Statue of Liberty’s left armpit with a glowing tip before vanishing into a moist prism of harmonized queefs.
>LOITERING “DILDO OF CONSEQUENCE” SPOTTED ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS TO FRANCE
>Officials Say Vibes Were “Unsettling but Respectful”
🌀 Schizopost: "The Wi-Fi Isn’t Real, It’s Just Gay Airwaves"
They replaced my molars with crypto-miners. Every time I chew, it mints a DogeCoin. That’s why my jaw hurts. Biden knows. So does Bigfoot. They're in a shared Google Drive with Alex Jones's clone — the gay one, not the Idaho one — uploading photos of pyramid schemes hidden in IKEA instruction manuals.
My neighbor's Roomba keeps drawing sigils in dust. It's spelling out BUTT-666. I think it’s flirting.
Last night I astral projected into a Chick-fil-A bathroom and discovered the Council of Sphincters. They told me Elon Musk’s neuralink is just AOL Instant Messenger for buttholes. I tried to log off. I couldn't. The logout button moaned.
Anyway. The moon is hollow and it’s storing gay frogs. This is a warning and a prayer.
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