schiff smear rally
rubbin durh drumpf alles uber
juwur schiff needs durh smear
dANALingus juwice musk floo thrruuu durh fayk twat
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SCHIZO KRISPY KREME ORWELLIAN FARTWATCH REPORT 2025
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? Section 1: Kafka Panic in the Glaze Factory ?
Under fluorescent lights, the frosting conveyors spin like mechanized paranoia.
Each donut is tagged with an RFID fart signature.
Government auditors sniff each pastry for subversive glaze patterns.
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? Forecast: 42% increase in homo-glaze ?
? infiltration by Q4. ?
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? Section 2: Teabagger Gold Futures ?
Goldman Sachs traders caught swapping maple bars for crypto futures.
One analyst caught in the act whispered:
?Peanut butter? sticks? to the vinyl seats? in Berlin.?
? Section 3: The Rimjob Mystic?s Border Wall Benediction ?
?Oh Austrian Paintur, bleached gatekeeper of sphinctural destiny,
protect these rusted barbed wire dreams from salad tossers and croutons of fate.
Deliver us from lukewarm soup and plastic spoons of tyranny.?
ASCII Surveillance Node:
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Orwellian Panoptifart Unit v3.1
? Section 4: Homo Metrics ?
Quantitative Analysis:
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Predicted increase in metro-erotic discourse: +69%
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Black leather imports for Deutsche fetishists: +420%
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Peanut butter jar lid removals in suspicious contexts: 1337 events
Recommendation:
Buy long positions in latex stocks.
Short positions in wholesome baked goods.
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End of Report ? Prepared by the Schizo Economic Surveillance Bureau
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GRADE DUBL AA GINGUR HEIFUR PARRA ADUMMA IMPORTID FRUM CHUCKY CHEESE DADDY POUNDS LAND OF SUS SEX RAPEY
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