You're watching a movie.
Why not both?
Smells like Geritol and Black Flag.
Better cook that egg, Junior, Sal is hanging around the kitchen.
Trump is playing dominoes. Comey is the first to fall. pock pock pock who's next?
My god, how horrific!
Eating a raw egg is probably 10 times more risky than sticking your dingus in a gay chimpazees diseased asshole.
My wife knows how to cook scrambled eggs.