>>2370951 lb
I had a buddy who demanded his wife not breast feed because it would ruin her bweebs.
Went on and on at a BBQ.
Poor woman need a rock to crawl under.
He got so drunk he kept trying to pull her shirt up to “show off” her perfection.
Was creepy af watching.
It ended with him being knocked the f out while smoking cigars behind the shed with the boys.