🤡 This really is the most poorly executed plan in human history. They did war faster than 8 years. They did resets faster than 8 years. Clowns. 🤡
Hey guys, look, prayers are working! It only took 2000 years of prayers. Retards.
Yeesh, God ain’t much help huh?
We should just start shooting people we don’t like.
Kek. You’re already demoralized enough.
Nobody even knows who that guy is…
That’s a pretty shitty God. I gotta go into my prayer closet for God to get things done? How many people are already in their closets? How long they been in there? God is waiting for more closet people to help against evil demonic beings? Pass. I’ll shoot them instead.
“Closet people” sounds very satisfying.
So shoot people until I am in charge? Check.
You are no brother of mine. See you on the battlefield chump.
Longest come job ever. Cry yourself to sleep knowing the plan is this bad.
That’s it. I’m going into my prayer closet to pray God smites you.
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You’ve been smited!
Stay in your prayer closets for 2000 years until enough people get into their closets for prayer. Meanwhile evil does whatever it wants until God decides to help. TLDR.
10 of the gayest closet people no doubt.
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This is your plan in action faggots. Baseless propaganda with zero proof. Pray to Q harder. Idiots.
2000 years of prayer still no action.
Maybe another 2000 years of prayer will fix it. Retard.
breaking newsChristians have started building prayer closets in their homes. Economy is booming. Lowe’s is saved from bankruptcy. Thank you Jesus!
We can’t get rid of it soon enough.
We need more wall too.
Take a bite of this tasty ass.