Mamdani and his all female transition team
GD IM TIRED OF SEEING PEOPLE FUCK UP THE TERM USE
I AM USE TO IT
I USE TO BE USE TO IT
I AM NOT FUCKING USED
GD MAN, THIS IS THE KINDA SHIT THAT MAKES US LOOK LIKE IDIOTS
FIX THAT SHIT SEND IT TO WHO YOU GOT IT FROM AND TELL THEM TO GET THEIR ASS INTO ENGLISH CLASS
The correct phrase is
"I am used to it," which means you are accustomed or familiar with something. "I am use to it" is incorrect because "used" functions as an adjective here, and needs the "d" to indicate a completed state of being accustomed to something
just cause you say so, dont mean its true
I WILL NEVER BE USE TO THIS
I was used to being used
tell me how the fuck that even makes sense
The construction "be used to" + noun/gerund dates back to at least the 16th century. It comes from the passive form of the verb use:
so who is the idiot who thought changing use to used was a good thing?
BURKA BILL HEADING TO MAMDANI
A BILL
To promote public modesty and uniformity in feminine attire, and for other purposes.Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.This Act may be cited as the “Burka Uniformity and Modesty Protection Act” or “BUMP Act.”SECTION 2. FINDINGS.Congress finds that—
(1) excessive visibility of female facial features has been linked to societal distraction;
(2) standardized coverings streamline airport security pat-downs;
(3) burkas are 100% SPF and therefore combat climate change.SECTION 3. MANDATORY BURKA REQUIREMENT.(a) In General.—Every female person aged 9 or older within the territorial jurisdiction of the United States shall, while in any public space, wear a burka meeting Federal Standard BURKA-2025 (mesh eye-screen optional but encouraged).
(b) Exceptions.—
(1) While operating heavy machinery, provided a high-visibility vest is worn over the burka.
(2) During televised congressional testimony, if the witness is testifying about this Act.
(3) Professional mimes (grandfathered under the First Amendment until further notice).SECTION 4. ENFORCEMENT.(a) Burka Patrol.—The Department of Homeland Security shall establish a “Modesty Enforcement Brigade” (MEB) equipped with complimentary fabric swatches.
(b) Penalties.—
(1) First offense: mandatory 4-hour seminar titled “Why Your Face is a National Security Risk.”
(2) Second offense: fine of $500 or 50 yards of blackout cloth, whichever is greater.
(3) Third offense: compulsory burka fashion show judged by Project Runway alumni.SECTION 5. FUNDING.There is authorized to be appropriated $1.2 billion for burka procurement, monogramming services, and a national “Burka of the Month” subscription box.SECTION 6. SEVERABILITY.If any provision of this Act is held unconstitutional, the remainder shall be enforced with extra enthusiasm.SECTION 7. EFFECTIVE DATE.This Act shall take effect 180 days after enactment, or immediately upon the invention of a burka that also functions as a phone charger—whichever comes first.Introduced in the House with tongue firmly in cheek.
HIJAB BILL
A BILL
To advance cultural cohesion through optional headwear standardization, and for other purposes.Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,
SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.This Act may be cited as the “Hijab Integration and Jazz Hands Act” or “HIJAH Act.”
SECTION 2. FINDINGS.Congress finds that—
(1) hair is a known vector for split-end propaganda;
(2) hijabs reduce shampoo industry lobbying by 37%;
(3) aerodynamic headscarves improve fuel efficiency for cyclists.
SECTION 3. MANDATORY HIJAB PROTOCOL.(a) In General.—Every person (regardless of gender, because fairness) within U.S. jurisdiction shall, in federally funded spaces, don a hijab compliant with Standard HIJAB-2026 (pins sold separately).
(b) Exceptions.—
(1) Astronauts during EVA—helmets count as “cosmic hijab.”
(2) Competitive eaters at sanctioned hot-dog events (grease stains void warranty).
(3) Anyone named “Karen” between 9:00 AM and 5:00 PM on weekdays—manager exemption.
SECTION 4. ENFORCEMENT.(a) Hijab Harmony Squad.—The Department of the Interior shall deploy “Scarf Sentinels” with complimentary bobby-pin kits.
(b) Penalties.—
(1) First offense: 2-hour workshop “Pins & Needles: The Art of Not Stabbing Yourself.”
(2) Second offense: $250 fine or donation of 12 hijab-friendly hair ties.
(3) Third offense: mandatory TikTok dance tutorial in full regalia.
SECTION 5. FUNDING.There is authorized to be appropriated $900 million for hijab R&D, including a line of LED-lit styles for nighttime visibility.
SECTION 6. SEVERABILITY.If any provision is struck down, the rest shall be upheld with matching scrunchies.
SECTION 7. EFFECTIVE DATE.This Act takes effect on the next Blue Moon.