Need little cups of bacon grease under the seats.
And guess what? Then we went back n did it again. Kek
Dont u remember obama bin lying and osama?
Oh shit. Seriously, you have to get bacon on them so they wasted their whole jihad and won’t get into heaven where their virgins patiently await.
Gotta have that bacon slow cooking in the background so they smell it and stay out. Wrap door handles with bacon.
Put sign on door:
Warning:
Islam or die? We’ll take our chances.
This facility uses pork products.
Dear moose limbs: you have to be evil so u can die and go to heaven to get your limited supply of virgins. You cannot enjoy the gift of live whilst here on Earth. U have to suffer and die, faggots.