Chris Martz
@ChrisMartzWX
A new glaciation is beginning across the central and eastern U.S. this week.
Temperatures are expected to drop near absolute zero while the west coast bakes due to global boiling.
This will negatively affect transsexual one-legged porch pirates and lesbian prostitutes disproportionately, and this catastrophic climate collapse is the fault of Daddy Donald’s tariff war with Chynnna.
4:10 PM · Nov 28, 2025 · 89.3K Views
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