I AM JUST WAITING FOR MY LOVELY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND AND WANNA GIVE HER A WARM HUG AND SAY I LOVE YOU, LMFAO!!!

>>23960321

>I am in the longest two weeks in my life!

I AM IN THE LONGEST THREE DECADES OF MY LIFE, LMFAO!!! TWO MORE WEEKS!!!

>>23960371

>we had a long night

THERE WILL BE 'A LONG NIGHT' AHEAD OF YOURSELF IN CASE SANTA CLAUSE IS COMING FOR [YOU] THIS YEAR, LMFAO!!!

WHAT IS EVEN A PHILOSOPHERS STONE??? LMFAO!!!

>>23960417

>like a kidney stone but moar painful

WORTHLESS UNLIKE GEMSTONES, LMFAO!!!

>>23960445

>The fountin of youth

LETS TOAST ON LONGEVITY WITH A GLASS OF AMBROSIAL WATER, LMFAO!!!

>>23960465

FAILED TO PULL THAT SWORD OUT OF A STONE IN DISNEYLAND ONCE, LMFAO!!!

>>23960504

OOH-OOH-HOO-OOH, HOO-OOH-HOO-OOH

>>23960562

>so 40k though

FLYING HIGH ABOVE THE CLOUDS IN HEAVEN, LMFAO!!!

>>23960659

I LOVE MY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND FOREVER, LMFAO!!!

I JUST WANNA SEE MY LOVELY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND AND TELL HER HOW MUCH I LOVE HER, LMFAO!!!

I AM GONNA DRINK CHAMPAGNE ONCE I AM TOGETHER WITH MY LOVELY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND, LMFAO!!!