I LOVE MY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND AND WILL WAIT FOREVER MORE, SHE IS VERY LOVELY TO ME!!! LMFAO!!!

Homeland Security

@DHSgov 4h

Guard the path toward liberty.

Become a Homeland Defender and join USCIS' critical mission to protect America from criminal aliens.No degree required and remote work options are available to all patriots.

USCIS.GOV/JOIN

Dec 12, 2025 · 6:19 PM UTC

https://twitter.com/DHSgov/status/1999544620053602409

>>23973973

tyb

NCSWIC

God bless America.

>>23973988

Hi-Yo, Silver.

>>23973983

>chicken lips

LMFAO!!!

I AM IN LOVE WITH MY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND FOR OVER THIRTY YEARS, LMFAO!!!

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement

@ICEgov 50m

1,170%+ increase in assaults against our BRAVE ICE officers and agents.

Dec 12, 2025 · 9:56 PM UTC

https://twitter.com/ICEgov/status/1999599236178968993

Q1170

BOOM.

BOOM.

BOOM.

BOOM!!!!!

Q

Margo Martin

@MargoMartin47 9m

MUST WATCH!

President Trump is gifted a cowboy hat from the Miracle on Ice Olympic Gold Medal team 🇺🇸

Dec 12, 2025 · 10:40 PM UTC

https://twitter.com/MargoMartin47/status/1999610294197190888

>>23974008

>Hi-Yo, Silver.

>>23974043

>must be tighter than a frogs ass

>an thats water tight baby

THE LOVE BETWEEN MYSELF AND MY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND IS HERMETICALLY SEALED, AIRTIGHT AND FIRMLY CONTAINED!!! LMFAO!!!

Rapid Response 47

@RapidResponse47 11m

13 of the 20 members of the 1980 Miracle on Ice team were Minnesotans.

@POTUS: "Any Somalians on the team? I don't think so!"

🤣🤣🤣

Dec 12, 2025 · 10:44 PM UTC

https://twitter.com/RapidResponse47/status/1999611268873752785

KEK

>>23974079

OH, OH, I LOVE HER SO, LMFAO!!!

>>23974108

>become one with the ramones

>>23974135

>>23974147

>>23974152

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>>23974148

> Only the pot taker special forces remained.

>>23974156

>if we weren't stoners we'd be taking orders somewhere. think for yourself.

We are immune to propaganda.

We have the gift of seeing clearly.

I AM FLYING HIGH IN THE SKY, LOOKING OUT THE LEFT WINDOW I SEE THE LEFT WING, LOOKING OUT OF THE RIGHT WINDOW I SEE THE RIGHT WING, GONNA NEED THEM BOTH TO KEEP FLYING AT THIS ALTITUDE!!! LMFAO!!!

>>23974184

>No Tits for YOU!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So Malia?

Obama?

>>23974203

>flew up lookin fer your brother bill

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU TOO, LMFAO!!!

>>23974209

>>23974216

>>(👁 ʖ👁)

>she painted eyes on her boobs so they could stare back?

>>23974217

>thought this was a private line

IT'S A PIRATE LINE, WE'RE LOOKING FOR REAL TREASURES, LMFAO!!!

Margo Martin

@MargoMartin47 57m

“She’s a phenomenal First Lady, she’s loved all over the place!”

President @realDonaldTrump gushes about First Lady @MELANIATRUMP ❤️

Dec 12, 2025 · 10:52 PM UTC

https://twitter.com/MargoMartin47/status/1999613478667989474

>>23974218

🐸❤️👩🏻🕶️👠

Rapid Response 47

@RapidResponse47 2m

Praise God! 🙌

MedStar Washington

@MedStarWHC 57m

We're sharing an important update regarding National Guard Staff Sgt. Andrew Wolfe, provided by his neurosurgeon and his family.

Dec 12, 2025 · 11:59 PM UTC

https://twitter.com/RapidResponse47/status/1999630198761742789

AMEN!

First BOOM:

I JUST WAIT FOR MY LOVELY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND SHE IS JUST SO LOVELY, LMFAO!!!

>>23974253

The update from MedStar Washington Hospital Center says Staff Sgt. Andrew Wolfe was airlifted 16 days ago with a critical gunshot wound to the head. He's now breathing on his own, can stand with assistance, and has been extubated. He's heading to rehab (location undisclosed). His parents thank the staff, prayers, and leaders like Trump and Gov. Justice for support. They note his miraculous progress and ongoing recovery

>>23974268

I HAD TO TURN MY HEAD TO READ THIS, LMFAO!!!

Margo Martin

@MargoMartin47 32m

John Jovanovic is sworn in as Chairman and President of the United States Export-Import Bank by @VP 🇺🇸

Dec 12, 2025 · 11:28 PM UTC

https://twitter.com/MargoMartin47/status/1999622446279012797

Second BOOM

I AM DRINKING AMBROSIUS WATER, HAVE A TEFLON PATCH ON MY CHEST AND BLOW SOAP BUBBLES OUT OF MY MOUTH THAT POP ONTO MY SCREEN LIKE A WINDOWS VISTA SCREENSAVER, LMFAO!!!

>>23974309

>kys

IF YOU'VE GOT THE KEYS, YOU'VE GOT ALL THE SECRETS TOO!!! LONG LIFE TO THE CLUELESS, LMFAO!!!

Margo Martin

@MargoMartin47 43m

Ben Black is sworn in as the Chief Executive Officer of the U.S. International Development Finance Corporation by @VP 🇺🇸

Dec 12, 2025 · 11:36 PM UTC

https://twitter.com/MargoMartin47/status/1999624339671646643

Third BOOM

>>23974343

>All the Keyes?

>How many?

>4?

COUNTLESS CAUSE I GOT ALL OF THEM, LMFAO!!!

>>23974397

>You got them all?

NO, THE ONLY 'KEY' I KNOW OF IS MY LOVELY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND, SHE HAS BEEN THE 'KEY' TO MY UNDERSTANDING OF LOVE, LMFAO!!!

>>23974419

>Blonde?

YES, I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH MY OWN DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND SINCE WE'VE MET LIKE OVER THIRTY YEARS AGO, SO SWEET LMFAO!!!

>>23974431

>stranded

THIS JOURNEY IS MORE IMPORTANT THEN MY DESTINATION, LMFAO!!!

MY SMART BLONDE BOYFRIEND LOVES TO JIGGLE MY COCONUTS

>>23974452

what synagogue are you smoking bruh

>>23974474

STOP PICKING ON TRUE LOVE

>>23974479

>the christfag's final cope

MY SMART BLONDE BOYFRIEND GAVE HISSELF TO JESUS

>>23974472

MY SMART BLONDE BOYFRIEND IS ON A JOURNEY OF LOVE

>>23974474

>F off FAG…….no body cares!

I KNOW, SO WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE??? GET A CLUE, LMFAO!!!

>>23974489

I AM A SHARING AND CARING TOR GLOWNIGGER

I WILL SHARE MY SMART BLONDE BOYFRIEND WITH Y'ALL

LIST YOUR CONTACT DETAILS BELOW

>>23974467

What is a jew?

I AM IN LOVE MY OWN LOVELY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND, SHE MAKES EVERY BITTER THING TASTE SWEET IN MY LIFE!!! LMFAO!!!

SHILLS ARE OFTEN TARGETING BUT THEY AREN'T ON TOP OF THEIR GAME AND STRUGGLE TO CATCH UP, LMFAO!!!

>>23974586

in a sauna.

GET A CLUE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU UNDO YOURSELF, I AIN'T EVEN MAD CAUSE YOU'RE ALL MOSTLY TOO BLIND TO SEE!!! LMFAO!!!

anon's on the fence

Alien for the Fragrance

eau de parfum

Angel for the Bottle

>>23974595

>beer ?

I AM SOBER ALL THE TIME, ENJOY YOURS!!! LMFAO!!!

>>23974625

8ch.net still down

I LOVE MY OWN DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND AND WAIT UNTIL WE GET MARRIED ONE DAY, LMFAO!!!

>>23974670

>I M DURNK LMFAO!!!!

I AM THIRSTY FOR MY LOVELY BLONDE GIRLFRIEND, ONCE I SEE AGAIN WE'RE GONNA DRINK CHAMPAGNE TOGETHER LIKE WE DID ONCE BEFORE, LMFAO!!!

U.S. Southern Command

@Southcom 39m

@USNavy Adm. Alvin Holsey has relinquished duties as commander of #SOUTHCOMto @USAirForce Lt. Gen. Evan L. Pettus, relieving Adm. Alvin Holsey during a relinquishment of command ceremony in Doral, Florida. Chairman of @thejointstaff Gen. Dan Caine presided.

Dec 13, 2025 · 12:46 AM UTC

https://twitter.com/Southcom/status/1999642158848983485

>>23974655

>>23974657

Former Admiral on route to GITMO?

asking for a fren..

>>23974690

>Champagne gives me heartburn.

A QUARTER CENTURY WITHOUT MY LOVELY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND LIGHTED A FIRE IN MY HEART THAT CAN NEVER BE EXTINGUISHED, LMFAO!!!

Protect Kamala Harris ✊

@DisavowTrump20 Oct 17

🚨NEW:Navy Admiral Alvin Holsey, a 37-year Navy veteran, has abruptly announced he is resigning. This comes after Holsey reportedly raised concerns about Trump and Hegseth’s orders to conduct strikes on boats in the Caribbean Sea.

RETWEET if you stand with Admiral Holsey!

Oct 17, 2025 · 1:47 PM UTC

https://twitter.com/DisavowTrump20/status/1979182389537456393

>>23974693

>@USNavy Adm. Alvin Holsey has relinquished duties as commander of #SOUTHCOM

>>23974697

Sorry, your expert has been arrested.

>>23974667

o7

>>23974650

>FILO

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