Anonymous ID: 38136f Dec. 21, 2025, 3:32 p.m. No.24012372   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>2407 >>2658

>>24012280

>the world police at your service

More like:

EU: The brave Ukrainians are now using drone attacks in the Mediterranean shipping lanes

USA: Yep, noticed. Italy and all your other members ready for massive oil spills?

EU: We're working on it

USA: How about MiGs over the Med?

EU: We have your carrier groups to protect us

USA: No, we have our carrier groups for us and right now we're pissing in Maduro's cornflakes so use your own

EU: Have you seen the ones we have available?

USA: Yes, did exercises with them over the years

EU: So we can count on you as NATO right?

USA: We're still NATO but rather busy.

EU: But Russia Russia Russia

USA: Don't share any borders with them but you thought your 80s vintage tanks and stuff was fine before so you'll be aight

EU: But we need you

USA: Flattered as always, gotta go, you keep in touch

(muffled sobbing sounds from Brussels)

Anonymous ID: 38136f Dec. 21, 2025, 3:42 p.m. No.24012436   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>24012407

>aint we still bombin iran

Naw, waiting for the executions of the anti-aircraft commanders to be over

>we kill each other for paper

and oil and ores and land and religion, kinda flexible with those

Anonymous ID: 38136f Dec. 21, 2025, 4:23 p.m. No.24012608   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>2651

>>24012527

If the time and effort I've spent here causes even one of the sickos to save the public money on a trial then I take that as a win

If a dozen then I may feel behooved to throw a kegger