If you're going to believe anything Baxter puts out there then no "special" Christmas cookies for you
I'm gonna go nuke up some instant java juice since I don't want to make a new pot and miss something
I'll be smiling and thinking of a new year coming with the possibility of brand new NPC memes
And yet you are still here
Of course, I'm good at it
Now that song's in my head
"And Amber Sweet is addicted to the knife"
"addicted to the knife?"
"Addicted to the the knife"
"And addicted to the knife she needs a little help with the agony"
"And a little help comes in a little glass vial in a gun pressed against her anatomy"
"When the gun goes of Miss Sweet is ready for surgery"
"Surgery"
Try harder
I can't figure which brand of shills has gotten the most lame, media matters or open society foundation