The Timex Vibronator 3000
Comes with a built in timer so you'll never be late whilst cracking one off!
We are living in a post millennial reign. Much of Revelation has already happened. You are being fooled into waiting for what has already been.
Well if they came here and started healing the blind and get the lame to walk I'd be fine with that, but they don't. They rob, abuse and murder.
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