The Other Lords Prayer
O Blessed Father, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be Thy Name!
Thy Kingdom come, Thy Will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven!
I acknowledge You this day for the hate I have witnessed
and the transgressions I experienced as I offended others.
Your teachings inspire temptation while Your mercy invigorates evil.
Your blessings prolong the suffering in my life!
I pray my journey away from Your fading light goes unchallenged by Your Will, O Lord,
The rock by which I am stoned to death, in whom my soul will be devoured for eternity!
For I demand no accountability for any of my actions whatsoever
as I navigate this world of cockroaches, zombies, shills and animals wearing human costumes.
Not to mention the Zionists who have hijacked almost everything! Amen.
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