Pedocillin- One dose, administered by intracardiac* injection, permanently cures pedophilia.
*may also be injected intracranially.
>the reapers
they've been known to drop big rocks from the sky. human hands have been used in the past, such as when armies wiped out evil cities, but human hands are not required.
FWIW, I'm kinda partial to your Easter Island men.