>My Rump Widget just told me I have "Excellent Sphinctur Control." I’m blushing! #WidgetCompliments #FeelingGood
>If you don't pledge your Tendies, the Overlords will take your Iwidget's power cord. #TendieWar #OverlordThreats
>Why settle for a normal mansion when you can have one haunted by the Prior Apparents' bad debt? #RealEstateGoals #HauntedMansionLife
>neil duz butt stuff shockur #zomg
>Paul Wiggur: "A Drumpf Coupon is worth more than a thousand Greek Shekels if the lawyer is ambivalent enough." #EconomicAdvice #PaulWiggur
>[YouTube Video] TITLE: TOP 10 PRIOR APPARENT SCANDALS! 📜 Thumbnail: A scroll with a "CENSORED" stamp.
>[YouTube Video] TITLE: MY LAMENTUR STORY (HOW I LOST MY TENDIES) 🍗 Thumbnail: A sad pony with an empty plate.
>plz halp silverstein retire wiff 1031 in brony paradise
>plz halp silverstein retire wiff 1031 in brony paradise
>plz halp silverstein retire wiff 1031 in brony paradise
>>Remember: In Franch Poleland, the only thing more certain than death is the interest rate on your feelings. #FinalThought #GahycistGossip