mazel tov
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/obama-trump-michelle-marriage-b2970240.html
Barack Obama reveals that Trump has caused ‘genuine tension’ in his marriage to Michelle: ‘It frustrates her’
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2026/05/11/barack-obama-in-the-age-of-trump
Barack Obama Considers His Role in the Age of Trump
>The Politics Of Crisis Control
do more caps
Secret Service plain clothes officers who are assigned to patrol the perimeter of the White House identified a suspicious individual at 3:30 p.m. ET who appeared to be carrying a firearm.
The suspect was hit, along with one bystander, a juvenile, who did not sustain life-threatening injuries and is receiving treatment at a hospital. Quinn said the bystander was struck by the suspect, not an officer.
Uniformed Secret Service police officers tried to make contact with the suspect. The individual briefly fled on foot and then started firing his gun in the direction of the agents. The Secret Service officers returned fire.
I've got an awesome idea for a logo
https://forward.com/culture/film-tv/581193/rael-jewish-israel-netflix-aliens/
Why are the Rael cult's aliens so, uh, Jewish?
The Raëlian cult believes an alien race known as the Elohim may soon land their spaceship in Israel
What if Elohim — a Hebrew term for God — created humanity, just like in Genesis? But what if Elohim actually referred to a race of aliens? What if the land of Israel will, indeed, welcome the revelation with the construction of the Third Temple, but said temple will be a spaceship landing pad and alien embassy? Or what if Yahweh was the father of Jesus, as Christianity teaches, but is, again, not a god so much as a skinny green dude with giant oval eyes who also fathered a prophet who is still living?
These are all teachings of Raël, the aforementioned self-proclaimed prophet, a balding Frenchman with a huge, frizzy corona of wild curls around his gleaming scalp. He’s also, incidentally, really into cloning, which he believes explains Jesus’ resurrection — he was just cloned back to life by the Elohim, and then they took him back into their spaceship.
Collectively, these teachings are known as Raëlianism, and they’re the subject of a new documentary miniseries on Netflix, Raël. It’s named after the prophet, who was born Claude Vorilhon, the son of a Sephardic father, who was in hiding from the Nazis, and a 15-year-old French girl.
Perhaps this background influenced Vorilhon’s later teachings. Raëlisnism is, after all, full of Hebrew terminology, and the movement’s symbol consists of a Star of David with a swastika in the center.
>born Claude Vorilhon, the son of a Sephardic father, who was in hiding from the Nazis, and a 15-year-old French girl.
there it is
In 2004, Raël appeared on the first airing of the Quebec version of the French talk show Tout le monde en parle, hosted by Guy A. Lepage. During this appearance, Raël upset panel members with his statements on democracy and cloning. The situation reached its peak when caricaturist Serge Chapleau called Raël a "farce" and a "nerd", ridiculed his clothes, and grabbed him by the back of his neck. Raël left the stage, followed by his disciples.
seems like a nothingburger
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/05/04/white-house-lockdown-washington-dc-shooting/89934846007/
White House briefly locked down after officer shoots individual on National Mall
The shooting prompted the Secret Service to order reporters on the North Lawn of the White House to go inside to the press briefing room at 3:41 p.m. ET. About five minutes later, President Donald Trump hosted an event in the White House East Room where he gave a speech to small business owners as originally planned. Trump did not address the incident.
The shooting occurred near 15th Street and Independence Avenue, a few blocks from the White House, during a confrontation between an armed individual and Secret Service police, according to the Secret Service.
show's almost over
did you just assume their gender?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Bronfman
of panic
Vance's motorcade had passed through the area where the shooting occurred.
>might be
technically nobody got shot, so technically the line was clear
do SS wear body cams? or is that a hack nightmare
>he just shot one of our guys
wasn't the guy shot the one shooting back?
why are the fastest runners black
because the slow ones are in jail
it's a joke, relax
>Our reality is a matrix of scripted bullshit
>how do you escape the matrix?
apparently weed