Anonymous ID: 55f28e May 15, 2026, 4:12 p.m. No.24609493   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>9498 >>9505 >>9524

Elon, anon knows exactly how you feel.

When anon was a young whipper snapper,

anon travelled to Taiwan for business,

well, to buy container loads of tech equipment.

Anon had long hair and was a handsome young lad.

It was around 1989 from memory.

Anyway, the young Taiwanese girls were all over anon, everywhere he went.

They all wanted a photo with anon. just like this Elon.

problem was, anon had no idea why, spoke almost zero Chinese.

Then one young girl could speak Engrish, so anon asked her,

why do you want to make photo with me?

She said, werr, because you hava a wrong hair,

you movie stlar…

Anon KEKKED and played the movie stlar lorr for lest of tlip.

 

Ahhh the good ol times, when we weren't good and we weren't old.

Anonymous ID: 55f28e May 15, 2026, 4:18 p.m. No.24609526   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>24609505

KEK, yeah anon didn't take the role that far. KEK.

While Taiwan is not China, they still kept a close eye on anon,

pissing in the bushes after a drunken karaoke, singing Ervis, because they cannot sing Ervis,

wasn't exactly private, anon made all of them watch.

Anonymous ID: 55f28e May 15, 2026, 4:31 p.m. No.24609571   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>9577 >>9583 >>9639 >>9668 >>9676

>>24609541

>cuz he's in them

wow, some of you shills are the dullest tools in the shed.

Trump has been the bait for the entire plan.

Of course Elon is gonna say trump is in the files.

You really think they were arguing?

No, it was done for optics, it was [planned, like every single step

in the plan.

remember, trump said of mandami when media called him a fascist, he said, yep, run with that, it's easier.

You really think trump gives a fuck about a little name calling?

Boss doesn't give two shits about retards.