Liberals you can't side with them. They're the reason weed was illegal!
M-m-my precious plant. We can't let prohibitionist countries fight the jews. Waaaaaaaaaaaaa. Secular countries shall come to help the liberals.
Liberals! You can't side with Turkey and Egypt…
They're Nixon-sided allies.
They helped the War on Drugs.
They're the reason your beloved leaf, weed was illegal.
YOUR PRECIOUS PLANT,
YOUR COPING MECHANISM,
A HERB YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT.
THEY TRIED TO TAKE THEM AWAY FROM YOU.
THOSE ARABS…
THEY WANTED TO VIOLATE YOUR PERSONAL AUTONOMY.
YOU CAN'T LET PROHIBITIONIST COUNTRIES FIGHT THE JEWS.
IT'S FAR TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOUR BURNED FINGERTIPS.
MHMM… A JOINT.
Wait for the secular nations.
All atheists will rise
and defeat the jews.