Anonymous ID: 866a90 July 30, 2026, 6:09 p.m. No.24887820   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>24887758

Oh, fuck, you're right.

anon has even been to Morrocco and did not know that.

OK, it was only for a day cruising ship through.

Ahh, now anon remembers, the shipping port, maybe 2008, if anon remembers correctly,

New Years eve, with anons ex wife and her family.

It was a grand affair, many large cruise ships aligned in a very cute ancient looking harbour,

there were spectacular fireworks planned for all the tourists cruise ships,

ready to go off at midnight.

Anon had just had a lovely dinner with the outlaws, and was sipping large cocktails on deck with wifeanon.

We saw the rest of her family heading to the rail on deck to get a spot for observing the festivities.

 

Then wifeanon says, come on, lets go and join the family.

So we get a fresh full glass, wifeanon orders a Mia Tai.

We saunder over, then out of nowhere wifeanon pours her full cocktail into her brother and sister outlaws face.

Well, then the fight started.

Anon was like, what the fuck, trying to pull his bother and sister outlaw off his wifeanon,

meanwhile wifeanon is kicking and punching any spot she can get to on both of them.

Anon gets in the middle of it and breaks it up,

wifeanon gets to freedom and legs it away.

next thing anon sees ship security escorting wifeanon to somewhere, and tries to intervene,

promising to try to keep wifeanon under control.

They say, no, she is going to the brigg.

anon says, what can I do to stop her going to the brigg?

That was the mistake.

They say, the only way wifeanon is not going to the brigg is if anon

gets locked with her in our cabin, and a security guard on our door.

So basically making our cabin the brigg.

Anon thinks, shit, I should have stayed over there with the outlaws and

let them take her to the brigg.

Anyway, lucky the cabin had a balcony, so anon could sort of half see the fireworks display.

But shit, anon could have had the best night had he just not tried to look after wifeanon.

 

There's a lesson for you anons, if you're ever on a cruise,

and your wifeanon plays up, do not under any circumstances save her

from the brigg.

look the other way, pretend to be helping someone else.

then when they take her, get a big drink and roll a fat scoobie, and enjoy your evening.