TYB
Those people in 2020 seemed to think the shit at the local Target was Mana and if there's enough of you in one place you can just fucking take it.
They might actually be onto something with that.
>those weren't tits
>they were missing two utters
Have you considered a career with the FBI?
>Might be a cardiac event
Might we perhaps interest you in a nice aneurism?
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>Bread is good
>but it is my Father who gives you the true bread from heaven
Don't tell the Pharisees but dude's dad is totally a Sissy. It might give them an aneurysm. kek
>Yes, because according to Falvius, Jesus was Golden haired and white skinned, unlike the Edomites who had invaded Judah.
I like this version myself.
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Yeah, and my dad was a contractor and tried to make me put up drywall with him once.
It wasn't really my thing.
I'm more of a "Cool Stick" kind of person.
>Jesus worked as a builder.
>he was a carpenter
Nah, pretty sure he was a Shepherd actually…
>He would have been muscles and strength.
You think a guy who fasted for 40 days straight and then bummed around Judea and Samaria with a tiny coin purse talking mostly to people who were so poor they couldn't bring a lunch to see him speak was ripped? That's a weird theory.
I bet his legs were pretty toned from all that walking though.
> Most of Israel will be destroyed in the end times.
>You will have earned it.
>cool it with the anti semitic comments
Guys, guys.
You're both correct and you're both idiots. There, I fixed it fer yuh.
>You think a guy who spent 20 years lifting roof beams up was skinny and weak?
I used to unoad trucks and be like 190 pounds.
I'm 128 now.
That's not from the Estrogen, ya'll motherfuckers is stressful to be around.
>Tyb! Is this bread Kosher?
>nah, man. it's gonna have bacon & shrimp.
At least wash yo' ass and hands please.
Them tapeworms be making you motherfuckers sloppy sometimes. We see you one brain worm and raise you an endemic Toxoplasmosis.
Your hands still smell even if germs aren't real you know? Pheromones motherfuckers. And you wonder why we don't want to use the same bathroom as you.
Weaponized Incompetence motherfuckers up in here sometimes.
Carry on…
>I always wondered what he did with his Adamantium cock, did he give Professor X a good rogering?
A penis is cartilage, so more like a shark bone actually.
POWER TO THE PERSON.
WHERE WE GO ONE WE GO ALL.
ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL.
UNITED WE STAND, DIVIDED WE FALL.
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>You ever been shot in the ear with a fucking direct energy weapon it’s amazing
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>JUST A SIMPLE MOVIE REVIEWER
>YESTERDAY LIKES TO SEE IT
He was repeating a blood libel about me personally when he died.
I don't know him.
Safe Travels, Lil' Hitler.
Charlie couldn't hear the Muse.
>GIVE IT A CLOCK
Jubilee makes sense.
Don't get too invested though.
WE ARE CHAOS.
FUCK TIMETABLES.
The Mossad killed her husband.
He was literally the next Hitler and we're not sorry. Fuck him.
There, now you can stop.
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