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Especially not when you were born on a boat

In Lake Victoria where the lake flows into the Nile

positioned right on the border of Uganda and Kenya

Once the umbilical was tied off

He was placed in a basket

And set into the water to float down the river

Where he was fished out on the Kenyan side

By a princess of the British royal family

She handed the baby to her servant

Ann Dunham

To look after him on her behalf