This is my thought on the situation.
Can we at least have the frogs and locuts in an order that has the frogs eating the locusts?
That'd just be fun to watch.
Meh.
That's like… soooooo last year.
The plague of frogs has already made itself known.
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Water into blood (דָם): Ex. 7:14–24
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Frogs (צְּפַרְדֵּעַ): Ex. 7:25–8:15
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Lice (כִּנִּים): Ex. 8:16-19
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Mixture of wild animals (עָרוֹב): Ex. 8:20-32
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Diseased livestock (דֶּבֶר): Ex. 9:1–7
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Boils (שְׁחִין): Ex. 9:8–12
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Thunderstorm of hail and fire (בָּרָד): Ex. 9:13–35
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Locusts (אַרְבֶּה): Ex. 10:1–20
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Darkness for three days (חוֹשֶך): Ex. 10:21–29
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Death of firstborn (מַכַּת בְּכוֹרוֹת): Ex. 11:1–12:36
We're approaching The Storm.
And then the Locusts.
Then the Days of Darkness
And then comes the Pain.
My autism is anxiously tingling.
>1. Water into blood (דָם): Ex. 7:14–24
Kek's Primordial Pond of Chaos turned Red and The Apprentice was promoted to the GEOTUS.
>2. Frogs (צְּפַרְדֵּעַ): Ex. 7:25–8:15
Kek's Army of Frongs began to sing. rrrrREEEEEEE!
>3. Lice (כִּנִּים): Ex. 8:16-19
The fact that it was even pulled off was a real head scratcher.
>4. Mixture of wild animals (עָרוֹב): Ex. 8:20-32
They get dangerous when they're backed into a corner and they would all lie, together.
>5. Diseased livestock (דֶּבֶר): Ex. 9:1–7
Antifa, Pinkos, The Ironically Anarcho-Commies, Post-Modern Feminists where their rules are made up and the points don't matter, because those were made up, also.
>6. Boils (שְׁחִין): Ex. 9:8–12
Fever Pitch… The bubbles are rising… the surface is turbulent… Watch the Water.
<7. Thunderstorm of hail and fire (בָּרָד): Ex. 9:13–35
COMING VERY SOON!
<8. Locusts (אַרְבֶּה): Ex. 10:1–20
IT'S LIKE THIRD WORLD POPCORN!
<9. Darkness for three days (חוֹשֶך): Ex. 10:21–29
YOU DIDN'T EXPECT TO WATCH THIS MOVIE WITH THE LIGHTS ON, DIDJA?!
<10. Death of firstborn (מַכַּת בְּכוֹרוֹת): Ex. 11:1–12:36
First Born… Bloodlines. The Oldest, Darkest, Most Corrupted Families… who place themselves before everyone else.
Locusts Are Third World Popcorn Edition